This blog is an extension of my soul.
More in my 'me' page.
two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
the bar was in japan.
must be why everyone is speaking in english
this is a dubbed text post
the manga was better
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
Made me cringe
Nice Guy Gamer
Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”
I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.
oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts
sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.
so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?
a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
OH MY GOD HOW DO U CUTE